English or Not?
English or Not?
I got this email from work about the English language in the European Community to undergo evolution.
Read through...
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English."
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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It is now halfway towards the end of May. The movie group will be meeting up more frequently than before. The movies lined up to be shown in the next few weeks are all blockbuster films! all of us are excited to see Da Vinci Code this weekend. I'm laughing at the way the film is getting tonnes of free publicity over the millions of controversy abounding the movie theme.
Well, with all those brouhaha, I'm sure the movie houses will be flocked by people eagerly anticipating to watch it.
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I'm still trying to figure out how I could post the link in Ofoto for people to be able to access the Boracay 2006 pictures. Hmmm...if anyone who reads this know how to go about it, please leave a message on the tagboard so I can share them to everyone.
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Work is busy as a beehive. Thank heavens for good business!
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Music: Stoned In Love
Artist: Chicane
Album: Easy To Assemble
I got this email from work about the English language in the European Community to undergo evolution.
Read through...
**********************
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English."
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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It is now halfway towards the end of May. The movie group will be meeting up more frequently than before. The movies lined up to be shown in the next few weeks are all blockbuster films! all of us are excited to see Da Vinci Code this weekend. I'm laughing at the way the film is getting tonnes of free publicity over the millions of controversy abounding the movie theme.
Well, with all those brouhaha, I'm sure the movie houses will be flocked by people eagerly anticipating to watch it.
**********************
I'm still trying to figure out how I could post the link in Ofoto for people to be able to access the Boracay 2006 pictures. Hmmm...if anyone who reads this know how to go about it, please leave a message on the tagboard so I can share them to everyone.
**********************
Work is busy as a beehive. Thank heavens for good business!
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Music: Stoned In Love
Artist: Chicane
Album: Easy To Assemble
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