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Gay Lingo

Gay Lingo

So a very dear former co-worker of mine sent an email that made me laugh hysterically. Thanks Venice!!!

Read on and be confused.

ENJOY!

Below is the gay lingo version of Bahay Kubo (My Nipa Hut)


Valer Kuberch

Valer Kuberch
kahit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi
ay anek-anek
Nyongkamas at nutring,
Nyogarilyas at kipay,
Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani.
Kundol, jutola, jupo't, jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa
Jobanox, nyustasa.
Nyubuyax at luyax,
And around the keme ayfulnes ng linga!


Nanay-Tatay (Mother Father)

Mudra, Pudra, gestong kez tinapey

Sister, Brother, gestong kez kafey
Lahat ng gestong kez ay kemer kemerlu
Ang magkakawiz ay pipingutin kez.


Langit Lupa (Heaven and Earth) - children's game

Heaven luffa infairness...
in in infairness...
okray heartness flowing ang dugesh...
chuging alive umales na u dian

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Its nice to know I've made friends (good ones) in my new job. Let's just hope that they're people I could trust.

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Music: Cool
Artist: Gwen Stefani
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